Thank you

Thank you America for voting Barry back in and burdening my kids with more debt. Chickens are gonna come to roost! They WILL come home to roost. With liberty comes choice, but you get what you choose.

A jack-a-lope has been sited in the cubicle next to me!

Early pioneers on the High Plains hunted the jackalope for food. They caught the animals using traps baited with whiskey. The creature would get drunk and then try to catch bullets in its mouth.

Another hunting tactic was to wait until a full moon was rising. The jackalope would mistake the rising moon for the setting sun and become confused. It would then start walking backwards or running in circles, making it an easy target.

Keep a watchful eye...let me know if you see one.

Chuck E Cheese

Note to all:
Do not go to Chuck E Cheese on Sunday nights. No matter if you told your kids, "Hey Sunday night we are going to Chuck E Cheese." Figure out a way out, lie to them if you have to, tell them Chuck E is on strike, vacation, out with a cold or in court arguing how much cheese he owes for child support. Trust me the price for the counseling your kids will need later due to all of your lying will be far less painful than a Sunday night at Chuck E Cheese.

My friend Sheila started a blog!

lifeshetuations.blog.com

Here is my shout out to you She. There is no one else like Sheila so I'm sure her blog will be no different.

Useless post

This is a post. This post exists to prove that I posted something recently. So here it goes. This is my post to fulfill the desire to post. And to fulfill the desire of those who say, "Hey Mac when are you going to post something?" Well here is that post. Just for you.

Ah the useless post. Gotta love it. A post for posting sake.

Even Barry is human.

Obama's Toast of the Queen

I simply cannot stop laughing at this. It is so awkward you can see it on everyone's face. I would hate to be him at that moment. Oh Barry that is totally something I would do. I really can't stop laughing.

Social Suggestion #3

Social Suggestion #3

If a pattern occurs, assume it will continue.


For example:
If you live by a train track and trains utilize said track, and trains have horns; then you should expect train horns blowing near your house...following me?


Another one:
If I...oops...you can't dunk a basketball on account of your biological make-up; then don't expect to slam one down on a fool that tries to block you.

So:
If your new spouse cheated on their last pregnant-spouse with you; then what do you think will happen now that you are pregnant?