Social Suggestion #3

Social Suggestion #3

If a pattern occurs, assume it will continue.


For example:
If you live by a train track and trains utilize said track, and trains have horns; then you should expect train horns blowing near your house...following me?


Another one:
If I...oops...you can't dunk a basketball on account of your biological make-up; then don't expect to slam one down on a fool that tries to block you.

So:
If your new spouse cheated on their last pregnant-spouse with you; then what do you think will happen now that you are pregnant?

Social Suggestions #1

Social Suggestions #1 -

At a wedding a friend(who will go unnamed..Trip) made a statement, "Mac you need to put up a blog with your social commentaries". To which I said, "I already have a blog, and that's what it's for...for me to put up my takes on life and it's your job to read it Trip". Which birthed this new thread of Social Suggestions. With the prequel to my first entry being that people should do their research and due diligence and find out if someone has a blog before they suggest that person gets a blog...TRIP!

Suggestion

People at large, and more specifically those who work at my office building, please feel free to utilize the attributes of the escalator that mirror those of its predecessor the stairs. Escalators are a powerful people moving mechanism created by a mammoth genius obviously named Frank Escalate (I know that it is most likely named for the action it preforms but just go with me here). However this mechanism is even more effective when the people being moved add to the moving. Feel free to lift your leg and place your foot on top of the next...oh dare i say...step in front of you. So the next time I mount an escalator and you are in front of me, do not be suprised when I inhabit the STEP immediatly behind you and breath heavily in your direction with a hearty sigh that extends its normal length of 1 or 2 seconds.