Sunday, December 16, 2007

People I'd like to thank...

I want to thank the dude who makes healthy food. We are told all the time by doctors and health professionals to eat healthy. Even Dr. Oz on Oprah reminds you to eat smart. But do those people who are preaching organic and free-range, ever look at the prices?

So here comes the guy I'd like to thank. Mr healthy food maker price setter guy. You take food that is good for us and make it 300 times more expensive than regular food. How am I supposed to get healthy and skinny?

Back in the days of castles and sword duels, you were considered well off if you were over weight. Because it meant you could afford more than potatoes. Now the sign of wealth should be those who can afford healthy foods looking skinny and fit.

So I guess I'll just go grab my Ramen and some Fried Chicken or Twinkies and Bisquick. Maybe some Hamburger Helper...Yeah help me get FAT!

Thanks a lot Mr healthy food maker price setter guy.