Monday, August 31, 2009

Social Suggestion # 2

Social Suggestion # 2


I believe we are all created with certain inalienable rights. One being the right to wear the shirt of our choice. However, a sleeveless shirt on a guy is always wrong. There may be a logical and practical reason but, no matter what the reason may be, it's wrong. Now you may be saying, "But what about the NBA?" I say yes it may keep their shot unhindered by sleeves...but it's still wrong. What about body builders with gigantic ripped arms? you might say. While they my be the strongest argument for going sleeveless...still wrong. You may play tennis, jog, change light bulbs in your garage or simply enjoy the breeze; but sleeveless is never the way to go.

If God intended men to go sleeveless then why did He invent shirts and why do they have sleeves on them? We ruined the original design.

Guys, don't go sleeveless.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Social Suggestions #1


Social Suggestions #1 -



At a wedding a friend(who will go unnamed..Trip) made a statement, "Mac you need to put up a blog with your social commentaries". To which I said, "I already have a blog, and that's what it's for...for me to put up my takes on life and it's your job to read it Trip". Which birthed this new thread of Social Suggestions. With the prequel to my first entry being that people should do their research and due diligence and find out if someone has a blog before they suggest that person gets a blog...TRIP!


Suggestion


People at large, and more specifically those who work at my office building, please feel free to utilize the attributes of the escalator that mirror those of its predecessor the stairs. Escalators are a powerful people moving mechanism created by a mammoth genius obviously named Frank Escalate (I know that it is most likely named for the action it preforms but just go with me here). However this mechanism is even more effective when the people being moved add to the moving. Feel free to lift your leg and place your foot on top of the next...oh dare i say...step in front of you. So the next time I mount an escalator and you are in front of me, do not be suprised when I inhabit the STEP immediatly behind you and breath heavily in your direction with a hearty sigh that extends its normal length of 1 or 2 seconds.