Even Barry is human.

Obama's Toast of the Queen

I simply cannot stop laughing at this. It is so awkward you can see it on everyone's face. I would hate to be him at that moment. Oh Barry that is totally something I would do. I really can't stop laughing.

Social Suggestion #3

Social Suggestion #3

If a pattern occurs, assume it will continue.


For example:
If you live by a train track and trains utilize said track, and trains have horns; then you should expect train horns blowing near your house...following me?


Another one:
If I...oops...you can't dunk a basketball on account of your biological make-up; then don't expect to slam one down on a fool that tries to block you.

So:
If your new spouse cheated on their last pregnant-spouse with you; then what do you think will happen now that you are pregnant?